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Download Þ Location Location Damnation The Brackenford Cycle #1 Æ PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Trev Irwin didn’t believe in ghosts which made it something of a shock when he saw oneWorking as an estate agent in the town of Brackenford isn’t the hardest job in the world – just ask Trev Irwin He knows the market inside out house prices are steady and the only competition in the office is Barry who has all the wit and charm of a mouth ulcerBut there are other forces at work in Brackenford besides the unuenchable desire of grannies to buy bungalows as Trev discovers when he witnesses a shadowy entity possess a man in a local café A man who goes s. You wanted spooky you got it said Trev a little unkindly Welcome to the Midlands of England to the sleepy little town of Brackenford where Trev Irwin realtor is drafted into supernatural service Mr Irwin having never even wrestled a crocodile was completely unprepared for the existence of the supernatural This book sets up an urban fantasy of vampires ghouls ghosts werewolves and much all precariously balanced against each other and humanity It s uniue and well doneI loved the plethora of differing British accents represented I would buy this as an audiobook in a heartbeatI absolutely adored the talking cat and liked the talking swords There isn t enough of this in fantasyWhat I didn t like the MC was so rude and that s just not something Americans expect out of Brits Turns out there are two kinds of male Brits there are gentlemen and there are blokes Trev was raised by a gentleman but chose to be a bloke I spent uite a bit of this book hoping for a Firthing What I hated the most disgusting book I ve ever read was The Devourers in which the word piss is used 32 times This book used it 29 times I don t believe it was ever used literally but it was used liberally Taking a term for urination and using it out of context was funny the first time and only the first time Every time after the word got smellier I don t know if this is a case of Midland blokes proclivity for yellow language or if the author just fell in love with a word like snort in Fish Chips A good start to series Trevor Irwin progresses in the book from wanker to git if he can do that in a week he should be nice guy by book three lol

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BR with the cool Urban Fantasy fans from FBR 45 stars and this one s a Keeper Working as an estate agent in the town of Brackenford isn t the hardest job in the world just ask Trev Irwin He knows the market inside out house prices are steady and the only competition in the office is Barry who has all the wit and charm of a mouth ulcerBut there are other forces at work in Brackenford besides the unuenchable desire of grannies to buy bungalows as Trev discovers when he witnesses a shadowy entity possess a man in a local caf A man who goes straight home and murders his wife and her lover With a cricket batAnd here is where this story kicks off A lifelong sceptic of the paranormal Trev is trying his best to rationalise these events but cannot really bring himself to believe the weird shit After all he KNOWS telepathy doesn t exist because if it did he d probably get slapped in the face several times a day And everybody knows Ghosts DO NOT EXIST Ghosts are things seen by substance abusers attention seeking old ladies and the insane And Trev knows he is not insane Especially when he s standing in the middle of Brackenford High Street looking at his feet and muttering to himself because he had just seen a bloody ghost In case you haven t noticed from the few snippets above our Trev is one of a kind He is an undisputed misanthropic bloke who dishes insults like candies at Trick or Treat and is not in the least comfortable on the receiving end of a similar treatment Even when he tries to be friendly his own friends openly confess Trev let s face it With friends like you who needs homicidal axe wielding maniacs Trev has a uniue way of pointing out faults from a blackened frying pan that had last been cleaned when Atlantis was still on the maps to a house decor that looked like someone had dosed Pablo Picasso with LSD and let him loose with a wallpaper catalogue and a paint roller And he doesn t shy away from stating his own shortcomings either For instance his golf swing that started to resemble a myopic lumberjack trying to fell a tree with a rubber chicken Aaaaand he is the only Master of the Way of the Hedgehog I have ever met Nah I m not going to spoil it and tell you what that ancient fighting techniue involves You re gonna have to read this to find out But I ll bet you won t be able to keep a straight face when you get to that part DSo our friendly bloke here discovers that his own grandfather is rather than the curmudgeonly whisky enthusiast he appears to be The old man is also Brackenford s Custodian a role which reuires him to keep the peace among the town s supernatural residents and he believes that Trev can help him Of course Trev disagrees because No weird shit please But when he ends up inadvertently foiling an assassination attempt on Brackenford s most famous resident the slick supermarket tycoon Alastair Kolley he finds that he s upgraded his status from potential collateral damage to target in the eyes of the bad guysAnd when I say inadvertently I really mean like this What the hell are you doing screamed the sensible part of his brain There s a supernatural maniac with a knife in front of you and you re running after him Have you forgotten that you re a pathological coward RUN AWAY YOU IDIOT Now that the deed is done and Trev s status has risen he must come to terms with his legacy of latent psychic abilities and work alongside his grandfather and his trusted assistants to find out who the bad guys really are In case you were wondering the trusted assistants are a puritanical Victorian ghost and the world s most sarcastic talking catTogether they have to brave ghouls who live in the sewers and speak in tabloid I swear they are the most original race I have ever read about D a werewolf self help group that meets in the church hall and a local lord of the manor who looks pretty sprightly for a man who s over 150 years old But they have help too from a pair of talking swords You read that right A pair And if one only gets pissed at being called a talking sword I m a lot than just a sword you cheeky wee bastard you ll have to watch out for the other cause the lass is a bit on the feisty side Meet Tyrfing everyone Sword of Tyrfing Official Gauntlet Wiki Gamepedia and Caladbolg Caladbolg 3017 AW WikiPeppered with cheeky dialogue and sarky remarks this book will take you on a fun filled and at times downright hilarious adventure The pacing does drag a bit in the first half of the book and Trev s behavior and remarks did make me want to call him an eedjit and box his ears at one point or another so I m not rating it a five But the second half of the book picked up the pace like a charm and Trev turned out to not be that bad in the end Well still a bloke but really not that badBefore you start telling me what Trev tells his companions Right let s get on with it before I see sense and run away If you re in a mood for a great read that makes you laugh out loud gives you action and awesome paranormal stuff YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS OUTI for one am now looking forward to the rest of the seriesFind this review and on my book review and cover art blog The Magic Book Corner


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  • Location Location Damnation The Brackenford Cycle #1
  • Nick Moseley
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  • 10 December 2020
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